For those of you not already familiar with Allison Stokke and how I feel about her, here is some very brief background.
But based on first impressions, I'm just going to say "Why, Alisson? Why?" (followed by the sound of Herbiberous whimpering...)

I mean, if I was her dad and I saw this picture, I'd be shaking my head.
Can we nominate this guy for Mount Douchemore based on one piece of drunken, photographic evidence?
This is strong enough for me.

