For those who were keeping track at home, the meaningless act of green I set out at the start of the month is dead. I filled up my truck yesterday with $30 of bronze unleaded (at a cool $1.17 per litre). That means the half-tank I had the second week of June didn't even last the end of the month.
Moral of the story: a promise is a promise unless it's made by Herbiberous.
Also, just to prove the overwhelming amount of traffic I'm getting from "Megan Fox topless" searches, I'll provide you with the hits I've gotten globally in the past 48 hours on that topic (from most recent):
Edison, New Jersey, USA
Adelaide, South Australia
El Dorado, Kansas, USA
Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Singapore, Singapore
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Tripoli, Tarabulus, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya (two visits in 3 minutes -- sick)
Waldassen, Bayern, Germany
Portland, Oregon, USA
Brooklyn, New York, USA
Chilliwack, British Columbia, Canada
New Haven, Conneticut, USA
Nottingham, Maryland, USA
Molndal, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden (twice)
Brownsburg, Indiana, USA
Warsaw, Warszawa, Poland
Gladenbach, Hessen, Germany
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Paris, Ile-de-France, France
Corona, New York, USA
United States?
Portland, Oregon, USA
Hollywood, Florida, USA
New York, USA
Smithtown, New York, USA
Miami, Florida, USA
Fresno, California, USA
Berlin, Germany
Iquique, Tarapaca, Chile
Abbeville, Louisiana, USA
Athens, Georgia, USA
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Renton, Washington, USA
Ettlingen, Baden-wurttemberg, Germany
Harlowton, Montana, USA
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Manila, Philippines
London, United Kingdom
Markham, Ontario, Canada
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Aiken, South Carolina, USA
Buffalo, New York, USA
Tomball, Texas, USA
Springfield, Ohio, USA
Sweden?
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
And outside the 48 hour period, that post had visitors from:
Kota Bharu, Perak, Malaysia
Istanbul, Turkey
Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil
Chatanooga, Tennessee, USA
Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal, Argentina
Wasilla, Alaska, USA
Bolzano, Trentino-alto Adige, Italy
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Almelo, Overijssel, Netherlands
Islamabad, Pakistan
Cleveland, Ohio, USA
Toluca, Mexico
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
Stockholm, Stockholms Lan, Sweden
Poznan, Wielkopolskie, Poland
Channel-port Aux Basques, Newfoundland, Canada
Augusta, Georgia, USA (Home of the PGA's Masters)
Rubiera, Emilia-romagna, Italy
Vanda, Southern Finland, Finland
Bressanone, Trentino-alto Adige, Italy
Veberod, Skane Lan, Sweden
Horten, Vestfold, Norway
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Bogota, Cundinamarca, Columbia
Dublin, Ireland
Gurgaon, Haryana, India
Baarn, Utrecht, Netherlands (actually, stayed for some pillow-talk and checked out about 8 posts after Megan Fox. Thanks for not completely using slinginlingo.com)
Murcia, Spain
Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
Beaverton, Oregon, USA (sorry, had to include that one)
The site only keeps track of the last 500 visitors and goes back to June 21. Not bad. Outside the past 48 hours, I also only posted the most far-flung (eww, maybe not the best choice of words) locations, as there were about a zillion different American, Canadian, British, German and Australian visitors mixed in there. So people from all corners of the world, and nearly every continent on the planet, other than Africa and Antarctica, visited slinginlingo.com in the past week.
I feel like my blog has touched so many people... and it makes me feel dirty. Slinginlingo.com is starting to feel like the girl at the bar, who gets fed up by guys staring at her boobs and not getting to know her.
I've learned a few things through this though:
1 - if you generate revenue on your blog through site hits, just post a topless picture of Megan Fox and then start looking for that retirement home on Vancouver Island.
2 - the lack of visitors from Africa does not mean its people aren't perverted. It actually has me starting to believe that Bill Gates was right: there are not nearly enough computers on that continent and Africans are at a disadvantage because they cannot stay connected to the goings on in the world and access the internet for all the important things it can put one in touch with... like Megan Fox's chesticles.
3 - nothing brings the world together like Megan Fox, naked from the waste up. I hope the United Nations is paying attention. I think they would be completely missing a valuable sticking point in negotiations between fighting factions. I want to start seeing this Megan Fox pic plastered across Sri Lanka or the Congo. You can't fire a gun when your hands are busy.
Update of update:
In the time it took me to write that post, someone from Milford, Ohio, USA stopped by to ogle Miss Fox.
Well played, good sir.
