Bruce Cockburn
Ohhhhh!!! Your sex is on fire!!!! No, seriously, my cock is burning....
It's like everyone subconsciously agreed to call him a name that clearly isn't his. And no one snickers when they say his name on TV or the radio.
I don't know how Mr. Flaming Rod pulled it off, but kudos are in order I suppose.
I think I'll start calling him Bruce Penisfire all the same.
