Herbiberous is an Urkel

Herbiberous, you look like an Urkel because you is a damn Urkel.

AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAH!!! And the same style too! HAHAH

And you're a dang Music Nazi too... 

Try living with that kid, shit! Drove me crazy. I mean, how many times can you listen to the same damn Kings of Leon song? All them songs sound the same... 

I seen you doing your little air guitar thing in the mirror too. Get a life, dude. For real.

And the Can is doing fine, everybody. Thanks for all your letters. I'm just taking things easy, you know, plotting my next move. No work in Baltimore, not much work anywhere. Heading out West now. This economy is shakier than Herbiberous' singin shower voice that you could hear from the gahdamn hallway, man!

We'll see what happens next, but I'll keep y'all posted.

Oh, and Herbiberous: "I'm higher than the jeans on Urkel/and then I murk you"

Elzhi - Mowtown 25 from The Preface

hahahaha

That's right, beeeeeeiitch.

damn, i must be getting old

This kid Stevie played ultimate with us for a month or so. He's a weird little dude, and I called him a whole bunch of nicknames... Stevie Wonderkid, things like that.

Anyways, one time, I called him Steve Urkel. Expecting a reaction, and getting none, I said it again. Again, nothing. He just looked at me.

Oh, that zany Urkel...

Then it dawned on me, he had no idea who Urkel was. Of course, he's only like 12 or something. And I realized I must be getting old, when Urkel is a dated reference. This is how old people must feel when they say they aren't able to communicate with youth these days.

What's going on, Old Man Urkel?

And now I realize something else, looking at that picture of Jaleel White...

FUCK! I kind of look like Urkel! Brutal.