Tuesday, January 20, 2009

favourable treatment

Bruce Cockburn

Quick question: How do you get Cole-burn out of Cockburn?

Ohhhhh!!! Your sex is on fire!!!! No, seriously, my cock is burning....

It's like everyone subconsciously agreed to call him a name that clearly isn't his. And no one snickers when they say his name on TV or the radio.

I don't know how Mr. Flaming Rod pulled it off, but kudos are in order I suppose.

I think I'll start calling him Bruce Penisfire all the same.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think this reveals a highly repressed society. What's with our inability to use four-letter 'c' words?

On another note, how does one come along with that kind of surname anyway....