mount douchemore revealed (kind of)

Ladies and Germs,

After a week of fierce competition and a massive voter turnout (I want to personally thank all 18 of you... Well not you, Oil Can, but everyone else is cool. Who am I kidding? You're cool too Can) it gives me great pride to present to you the four-headed monster you created...

Your 2009 Dream Team: Mount Douchemore.

George W. Bush

Herb Mathisen (fuck the heck?)

I feel like Charlie Kauffman. I wrote myself into my own Mount Douchemore.

Patch (Name withheld to protect identity)

Whoops... sorry, Darc

and... a tie!?!?!?!? What the... Stephen Harper and Tom Cruise

Before we can proceed with the grand unveiling of the monument, we need to get this tie-breaker rectified.

So after calling a meeting with myself and conferring with myself and getting outside consultation from myself, I -- myself -- have decided to reopen the polls (or poll) for 48-hours only, to answer the question that has plagued man since he first began drawing pictures on cave walls out of his own poop: who is a bigger douche:

Is it Stephen Harper?

Or Tom Cruise?

Let it be known, the eternal question will have a definitive answer in just two days.

Vote now. Vote often.

Note:

For transparency's sake, here are the results from the original Mount Douchemore election:

George W. Bush - 7

Herb Mathisen - 6

Tom Cruise and Stephen Harper - 5

Allison Stokke's boyfriend - 4

James Blunt, Emrah Bulatci and Dane Cook - 3

Derek Jeter - 2

Todd Bertuzzi, Howie Mandel, Nicolas Sarkozy, Isiah Thomas, Kanye West, Robin Williams - 1

And Adam Sandler and Chris Wallace (Grizz GM, not Biggie) are vindicated as being undouche.