allison stokke update

For those of you not already familiar with Allison Stokke and how I feel about her, here is some very brief background.

Now, I don't want to judge here. For all we know, this gentleman may be caring, witty, giving and an all-around good guy and who am I to talk...

But based on first impressions, I'm just going to say "Why, Alisson? Why?" (followed by the sound of Herbiberous whimpering...)

I mean, if I was her dad and I saw this picture, I'd be shaking my head.

Can we nominate this guy for Mount Douchemore based on one piece of drunken, photographic evidence?

This is strong enough for me.