meaningless green and pervert updates

For those who were keeping track at home, the meaningless act of green I set out at the start of the month is dead. I filled up my truck yesterday with $30 of bronze unleaded (at a cool $1.17 per litre). That means the half-tank I had the second week of June didn't even last the end of the month.

Moral of the story: a promise is a promise unless it's made by Herbiberous.

Also, just to prove the overwhelming amount of traffic I'm getting from "Megan Fox topless" searches, I'll provide you with the hits I've gotten globally in the past 48 hours on that topic (from most recent):

Edison, New Jersey, USA

Adelaide, South Australia

El Dorado, Kansas, USA

Louisville, Kentucky, USA

Singapore, Singapore

Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada

Tripoli, Tarabulus, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya (two visits in 3 minutes -- sick)

Waldassen, Bayern, Germany

Portland, Oregon, USA

Brooklyn, New York, USA

Chilliwack, British Columbia, Canada

New Haven, Conneticut, USA

Nottingham, Maryland, USA

Molndal, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden (twice)

Brownsburg, Indiana, USA

Warsaw, Warszawa, Poland

Gladenbach, Hessen, Germany

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Paris, Ile-de-France, France

Corona, New York, USA

United States?

Portland, Oregon, USA

Hollywood, Florida, USA

New York, USA

Smithtown, New York, USA

Miami, Florida, USA

Fresno, California, USA

Berlin, Germany

Iquique, Tarapaca, Chile

Abbeville, Louisiana, USA

Athens, Georgia, USA

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Renton, Washington, USA

Ettlingen, Baden-wurttemberg, Germany

Harlowton, Montana, USA

Perth, Western Australia, Australia

Manila, Philippines

London, United Kingdom

Markham, Ontario, Canada

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

Phoenix, Arizona, USA

Aiken, South Carolina, USA

Buffalo, New York, USA

Tomball, Texas, USA

Springfield, Ohio, USA

Sweden?

Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil

And outside the 48 hour period, that post had visitors from:

Kota Bharu, Perak, Malaysia

Istanbul, Turkey

Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil

Chatanooga, Tennessee, USA

Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal, Argentina

Wasilla, Alaska, USA

Bolzano, Trentino-alto Adige, Italy

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Almelo, Overijssel, Netherlands

Islamabad, Pakistan

Cleveland, Ohio, USA

Toluca, Mexico

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

Stockholm, Stockholms Lan, Sweden

Poznan, Wielkopolskie, Poland

Channel-port Aux Basques, Newfoundland, Canada

Augusta, Georgia, USA (Home of the PGA's Masters)

Rubiera, Emilia-romagna, Italy

Vanda, Southern Finland, Finland

Bressanone, Trentino-alto Adige, Italy

Veberod, Skane Lan, Sweden

Horten, Vestfold, Norway

Bangalore, Karnataka, India

Bogota, Cundinamarca, Columbia

Dublin, Ireland

Gurgaon, Haryana, India

Baarn, Utrecht, Netherlands (actually, stayed for some pillow-talk and checked out about 8 posts after Megan Fox. Thanks for not completely using slinginlingo.com)

Murcia, Spain

Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia

Beaverton, Oregon, USA (sorry, had to include that one)

The site only keeps track of the last 500 visitors and goes back to June 21. Not bad. Outside the past 48 hours, I also only posted the most far-flung (eww, maybe not the best choice of words) locations, as there were about a zillion different American, Canadian, British, German and Australian visitors mixed in there. So people from all corners of the world, and nearly every continent on the planet, other than Africa and Antarctica, visited slinginlingo.com in the past week.

I feel like my blog has touched so many people... and it makes me feel dirty. Slinginlingo.com is starting to feel like the girl at the bar, who gets fed up by guys staring at her boobs and not getting to know her.

I've learned a few things through this though:

1 - if you generate revenue on your blog through site hits, just post a topless picture of Megan Fox and then start looking for that retirement home on Vancouver Island.

2 - the lack of visitors from Africa does not mean its people aren't perverted. It actually has me starting to believe that Bill Gates was right: there are not nearly enough computers on that continent and Africans are at a disadvantage because they cannot stay connected to the goings on in the world and access the internet for all the important things it can put one in touch with... like Megan Fox's chesticles.

3 - nothing brings the world together like Megan Fox, naked from the waste up. I hope the United Nations is paying attention. I think they would be completely missing a valuable sticking point in negotiations between fighting factions. I want to start seeing this Megan Fox pic plastered across Sri Lanka or the Congo. You can't fire a gun when your hands are busy.

Update of update:

In the time it took me to write that post, someone from Milford, Ohio, USA stopped by to ogle Miss Fox.

Well played, good sir.