BE A MAN HOOOOGGGUNNNN!!

Chotchkies employee of the month: Randy Savage

Reason: Comes to work with 38,957 pieces of flair

Used to be a hard Hulk, now you done turned soft

Come on, Hogan. Be a man already...

P.S. Booker T calls out the Hulkster

Note from Oil Can:

Yo, the Hulk? He Dog the Bounty Hunter's brother or somethin? He wears old man sweatpants, dude.

But his daughter, Brooke, she look good though, right?

Yo, old man. Hands off the goods.