Tuesday, December 2, 2008

thanks Sean

I've delved into my disdain for this individual before, but something new came to light today and I can't help myself.

Not only does he hit a proportionate amount of smaller players while some how maintaining a tough guy moniker, have a dopey verb named after him that gets thrown around more than midgets at bars in the 70s, get severely overrated by the media as an all-around player when he's a total defensive liability (-10, that's good for 706th out 715 NHL players), talks and shoves a lot in scrums but not back it up, smokes when he's a role model athlete to kids (looks he's doing a lot better with the ladies now that he's rich), is a Calgary Flame and is singularly responsible for child poverty in Africa (okay I'm pushing it), but...

It doesn't even look like she's having fun.

it also turns out that Dion "I push around Europeans" Phaneuf falls in love with sloppy seconds.

I'm sorry, Elisha.


P.S. Bring it, Jung

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why I'm letting you bait me into responding is beyond me.

I guess I feel like I have to man up and respond, lest your faithful readership of 3 (Hadlari, Jon and me) feel like you pwned me or something, I will only say this:

When your nucks are hittin the links, and "Neon Dion" is hittin their wives, we'll talk.

Oil Can Boyd said...

I'll agree with you on that, Jung.

Phaneuf would hit the nucks' wives, just like he only hits smaller players.

Anonymous said...

This blog is getting about as much refreshing as the Yellowknifers the blogger carouses with.

This blogger is either super busy getting laid and doin cool stuff to blog more often, or he's layin around in his underwear in his parents basement watching sportscentre 4 times a day.

Explain yourself

Oil Can Boyd said...

heh heh heh