Usually I try to be funny on here, but I'm not in the mood. I'm too horrified to attempt humour.
She couldn't lead my nuts.
"Garsh holy heck, shucksamagoo!"
Before ranting, I just want to say I will refer to her as 'the Sarah Palin', because tonight, she clearly was not a human.
'The Sarah Palin' is the scariest thing presently sucking air. Actually, that's wrong. I'm sure she's a nice enough lady, you know, watching hockey and such. But this position is too big for someone as unaware as she is to be elected into. The fact that she has made it this far is the scary part, I guess.
She never answered one question during the debate, although she called herself a 'straight talker' throughout. If she was uncomfortable with a question, she moved to issues she knew about, regardless of what the moderator asked. She brought her family into everything. She repeated the same stock words, over and over. She winked more than once. She shucked. She said darn more than I can recall. She said doggonit. At one point, she referenced her fucking disabled child to pander to the disabled vote. She avoided specifics like she probably avoids books. She attacked relentlessly, and then accused Biden of attacking.
It was shameful.
On the other hand, I think I'm going to go out and buy a Biden T-shirt. Dude is cool.
Joe Biden: Old Spice guy.
I've never wanted to have a beer with a politician before that debate.
I feel so bad for him, though. By the middle of the debate, he started repeating things, almost in frustration, reacting to the completely hollow asstalk coming from Palin's mouth, getting worked up to try to explain things to someone as dunce as Palin... which actually might play against him, because people will think he was talking down to the public. I remember hearing him sigh at one time.
Biden spoke issues. Showed his vast wealth of experience.
Biden speaks about at least five specific things that happened in and around Israel during the Bush administration that destabilized the region, showcasing his historical knowledge of the country and the people and the politics over there.
'The Sarah Palin' responds, "I love Israel. I'm glad we can agree on this," and then proceeds to re-spout the same basic gibberish everyone knows about Iran and the threat they possess.
Good Christ! After the debate, pundits are saying Palin did great.
Fuck the heck?!?!
"She hit a homerun from the heartland." - Sen. Leiberman. Really?
"She seemed to stay on topic more than Joe Biden." - Undecided voter from Idaho, speaking to CBS reporter.
Honestly? I felt like I could have beat her up there.
Biden ANNIHILATED 'the Sarah Palin' tonight. It wasn't even close. She gave a 'shout out' for Jimminy Crickets (yikes, that sounds like something 'the Sarah Palin' might say).
But, of course, the media are talking about the wrong things. Who cares that people feel she's just like you. Or that it's like watching you on stage.
No offense, but you collect shopping carts outside Wal-Mart. You are not qualified to be vice-President.
Neither is she. She's grossly, grossly incompetent.
I'm legitimately frightened over the future of the United States of America, in that they would even consider her as vice-president.
This is all the media's fault for lowering public expectations so far for her that the fact that she didn't blank out and puke on herself like burpie baby means people are claiming a victory.
I mean, cah mawn! She didn't answer a damn question. She was pathological. She changed the freekin' subject every single darn, rootin tootin time... Oh, no. I'm becoming Palinized.
Note: Gwen, the moderator, told Biden straight up after the debate "you did great."
He sure did. But I hope Americans realize that.
3 comments:
Man I am so sorry I missed that debate - I was being put to sleep by the Canadian electoral shmooze. I would have loved to watch The Sarah Palin.....sometimes there is nothing like a good train wreck.
No offence, but I think "a heartbeat away from becoming president" has become so trite. Damned if it ain't used almost every time someone talks about Palin. It's like "think outside the box." Anyone who says that isn't doing what they're advocating, they're just using a cliche.
I'm proposing some alternatives: Palin is a croak away from becoming president... a bucket kicking... a dust biting... you get the idea.
What about a slip in the tub away from becoming president?
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