Slader, describing a barracuda, after coming face-to-face with a few in the Dominican and after one almost bit off his girlfriends toes:
"Think of a jackfish."
"Now picture his abusive, alcoholic, steroid-using uncle."
"That's a barracuda."
Funny aside:
When I googled 'barracuda', I got pictures of the menacing looking fish.
When I googled 'angry barracuda', 'mean barracuda' or 'vicious barracuda' I got a good number of pictures of The Sarah Palin.
Remember her?
Okay Sarah, can you point to the elephant? Good. Okay, now point to the orange... Great work! Gold star today.
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