Friday, November 27, 2009

out of the woods?


Tiger gets in an early morning car crash. Single vehicle style. On an empty street.

Interesting.


While alcohol is not believed to be a factor (at this point) is it still cool if I try to be the first to drop down a stay-out-of-the-trees joke?

Okay, here's a shot...

Outside Tiger's home, 2:25 a.m., Nov. 27 as Tiger takes a right-hand turn.
Commentator David Feherty: "Oooh, this one's starting out left and... it looks like Tiger's heading for the trees."
Commentator Gary McCord: "This is not good for Tiger."
Woods escapes from his SUV, after the one car incident and talks with his wife, telling her the tree came out of nowhere.
McCord: "Not a terrible lie."
Police show up at scene.
McCord: "...but he may not be out of the woods yet."

Note: I'm an asshole.

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