Saturday, March 7, 2009

lex luger: true american hero

A hero is born. 
(click to 4:48 if you wish to avoid preamble)


Oh boy, if Lex Luger didn't get it done, it would have definitely been an embarrassment to America... Nothing to be embarrassed about now.

"The only thing wrong with America is you." -- Lex Luger

The economy is in tailspin, there are two wars, America needs you more than ever, Mr. Luger. Where are you?

Oh...

Oh, how the mighty have fallen...


T-Shirt 1, Lex Luger 0

P.S. Don't you feel cheated that we were never allowed a Chris Farley impersonation of the Macho Man?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Really, what better way to spend a sunny afternoon than aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier, sticking your hand between the jelly-roll legs of an obese man?
Luger's slam, even aided by Yoko's momentum, was only three-quarters successful at best. Perhaps it's not as noticeable because McMahon is hyperventilating in the background.