shout out

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to no-wipe poos.

You know what I'm talking about: the deuces you drop where you go and wipe and wipe and wipe and then you look down at the clump in your hand and the TP looks as fresh as the day it was rolled and whiter than a fresh dump of snow.

Yeah, those ones.

To me, they are one of the great mysteries of the universe. Like, not one streak... NOTHING!

I wonder, is that how it's always supposed to be? Is it your body telling you that you are doing everything properly? You are eating and sleeping and exercising so well that taking a poop doesn't even cause a mess anymore?

I've had a long day.