food for thought

Sign you might be getting old:

You go on an exotic trip across the world to experience some different cultures for a couple weeks, and when you get back, instead of telling your friends about all the amazing things you saw, and people you met, and the ideas they gave you, you go on and on and on about the food you ate and how delicious it was and how much you consumed and how big the servings were and what the wine was like and how it was prepared and what it cost you and how "you just have to go there..."