Friend of slinginlingo, DMX, has fallen on some hard times recently, as he was arrested twice in three days about a month back.
Uhhh... I don't feel so good...
X isn't all doom and gloom though, as he gives us all a glimpse into his mind in a newly posted interview. It's a regular smogasborg full of groupie stories, car chases, poopoo and even a sexy groupie-poopoo hybrid tale.
Some of my favourite quotes:
When asked about any memorable groupies he encountered, DMX responds: "Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn't wipe her fucking ass, man."
(Note: what is the benefit of telling anyone this? It doesn't make you, or her, look good.)
Describing his way to break the awkwardness in the morning, after a hook-up:
"'So what you gonna do?' See that's the famous line. 'What are you getting ready to do?' Because whatever you're doing, I'm doing something else."
Ahhh... that was fun. I feel a bit better, don't you? No? Still not feeling it?
Well maybe this little clip about a seven-year old that could probably whoop my ass jacks up your dosage of zaniness. You know, just to cheer you up with one of those soft, fluffy, lighter-side-of-life, little rascal style stories.
I wouldn't want to be around when mom tells little Latarian it's time to put the video games away and go to bed. Things will get smashed. Just ask his grandma's SUV.
I guess it's kind of unfair that the news guy asks him questions. I mean, he's only seven. It's not like he's old enough to know right from wrong... or what a clutch is.... or how to park at a CostCo...
Does everyone feel better after that? Do you have a little more faith in your fellow crazy human?
Noteworthy question: If that entertains me, what does that mean?
2 comments:
Favorite quote.
"its fun to do bad things."
thats one big ass 7 year old.
what do you think about the jays getting the wild card spot? doable?
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